April 2011
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
Reblog if you think Philippines is currently in an...
mimimiii: this heat is ridiculous. 
Apr 28th
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Have You Read this Book?
I made a greaser reference at work and no one got it. I felt stupid for being the only one at work who’s read this book. But then again, this is the Philippines, a co-work whispered after “no one really reads here…” After that I wasn’t sure I should be offended or just disapointed…
Apr 28th
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If your love life was an indie film what songs...
a) opening credits?  and  b)the closing credits? me:  Opening Credits - We Don’t Know Who We Are x The Donkeys Closing Credits - Sexy Result x MSTKRFT 
Apr 28th
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Fresh Cold Spring Rolls
Yum Yum Yum
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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No Tweety Birds Under My Pits!
Close Up. Right  Close Up 2. Left Pit Yes! There is no yellow. I was out all day and the arm pits remain white. Maintain a white shirt can be tricky sometimes. Thankfully I pulled it off. With the exception of a few pen ink stains [no] thanks to working at the office.  Something I wonder is how other manage not to sweat. Like I see people with dry forheads, and dry long hair....
Apr 28th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Have you heard of "talking" it's, like, vintage...
don’t worry. I’ll text you later about.
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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netbooks....
who’s using one? i just got one. not too sure if i should be upset about getting this.
Apr 23rd
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Power bomb you...
if I could choose any place to do so I think I’d do it out the 17th floor at work…just a thought. 
Apr 23rd
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Please leave all poetic devices at the door...
So at work while waiting for the elevator I got to know another co-inter a little better.  We waited on the couch as the lift took its time. I’m simply asked her if she knew what an oxymoron was… Missing the head nod I asked a again. She reply again, but now with a sound. Lucky I’m stupid enough to ask for the third time…she included the nod, with the a sound, which can...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Dance styles for different types of people
jadesdirtylittlesecrets: iknowabout: jellyundead: the nerds: the crazy people: drunks: the girl in pink from “Friday”: the happy people: me the cool one: the cats: my friends: the weird people:  omg. I’M THE WIERD PEOPLE I’M THE COOL PEOPLE  I am cool. ;) I’m a super combination of all these people.  truth 
Apr 21st
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Pollinating Flowers.
If you had to pollinate a flower what type of flower found you pollinate?
Apr 21st
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WatchWatch
I want a satellite mommy. 
Apr 21st
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HOMEMADE PORSCHE CAR!
infelice: sodamnclever: pwnator: kidabangbang: iamqueenofthelesbians: samboss: BOSS SHIT MAN Oh shit LOL  SWAG IT RUNS ON BREAKFAST! AND AIR! WOOOWWWW I NEED TO REBLOG THIS :))
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Dear Holden Caulfield,
why can’t we be friends?!?
Apr 20th
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OMG! You have Mother's day too!
So I’ve been working the Philippines for a while now. I love it here. It’s fun. But I love to crack jokes about living in a third world country. At work we were asked to make some stuff. The topic of mother’s day came out. My inner idiot managed to voice itself. Simply I shout, in amazement “OMG! You have Mother’s day too!”
Apr 20th
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
running on #Pinoy #Time today.
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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passing with Ds so that's no real tragedy
Apr 18th
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must remaster the word "no"
feeling like i can’t work. this blows
Apr 18th
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coffee in the body.
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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making sun-dried tomatoes.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Meet Siam. This Bitch Can Model.
Quater Profile Dead On Baby! From Nose to Tail, this Bitch knows how to Smize!  Tyra would be Proud!
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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I'll Tumblr for ya...
Apr 16th
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White Dress Gone Bloody.
Performance Art 
Apr 15th
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Anonymous asked: post a pic of yourself?
Apr 14th